26 minutes that put one big, fat smile all over your beautiful dial!
I declare the birth of a new era of hope for the future of humanity; Biden's in, the bigot-cum-racist-cum-mysogynist-cum ROOT OF ALL EVIL is out, and, what-do-you-know? There's also a black woman right by his side- hoooraaaah!
It's time to celebrate, people!
So join me as I lead you a simple sequence of mind-bending moves that will make you smile because you will
1. FEEL AMAZING
2. LAUGH OUT LOUD AT THE NAMES OF THESE SUCKERS
3. GET TO SPEND TIME WITH ME AND I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL HAPPY
With Biden elected, Harris as VP, vaccines rolling out, and the darkest days of winter slowly fading into the background, I think it's time to smiiiiiile!
After a period that's shown us to be grateful for the small mercies, hope for the future, no matter how fragile, is what I'm going with, so come with me, won't you?
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