No More Pain in 5, 4, 3.....
An online course that teaches women over 40 how to finally eliminate pain with my science-backed, 5 Step, N.A.I.R System.
You feel 80 at 45 and cannot fathom how you got here, never mind how you're going to get out of this painful, debilitating predicament?
- You think this all started in your right shoulder when you threw that large rock into the sea in Greece last summer, but now your left shoulder hurts too, and of course you can't really remember exactly, because Menopause Is Real?
- Which contributes to you feeling like, and being treated like a hysterical hypocondriac, or worse, some sex-starved, attention-seeking weirdo who just loves spending her (very limited, and very precious) free time in fricking waiting rooms and on treatment tables!?
- Your right cheek is decidedly less-wrinkled than your left because you haven't been able to sleep on your left side since that nasty collar bone break 15 years ago, but your doc says that's normal?
- You're pretty sure though that your sleeping position is contributing to the increasing pain you have in your hips, and you wonder if that's why you can't walk down the stairs without your heels screaming at you anymore?
- You have a prescription for (yet another) round of physio sessions, but does it still make sense to keep pushing, pulling, tugging and tweaking your arse in a totally ineffective, but well-meaning and concerted effort to stop your lower back hurting?
You're considering everything from Reiki, to Acupuncture, and from that new person that Susan raves about ......to amputation?!
Things can be different and I'm going to show you how, because this not about fitness or exercise. This is about retraining how your brain controls your body movement patterns.
BUT WHY TRUST ME?
I wasn't always this Body Pain Miracle Worker with loads of happy clients talking about the magic powers of my methodology, because
- I was the only person who'd helped them get out of decades-long pain
- I was the single practitioner who'd taken the time to help them to understand why their hip always hurt and what to do about it,
- My methods were so simple and effective that the process of healing was actually enjoyable and enriching all at the same time.Â
In fact, I was just a Pilates Instructor, struggling to bring long-lasting freedom from pain to my clients who were coming to my classes. Often these clients were in class STILL in pain, but there on the back of a referral from well-meaning physios who didn't know how else to help, and after many months of manual therapy?!
And I quickly realised that no amount of core strength training, tone, or flexibility was helping them get out and stay out of a body that continued to hurt.
So I went looking for different ways to treat pain, heal all manner of physical dyfunctions, and bring a woman and her body back to balance.
And now I want to share those exact same methods with you.
But before I do that, let me talk about the REAL issue here because you aren't failing, but you have been failed!
Because this is what you've been told
- Your nagging back pain is due to your weak core so sign up for Pilates classes
- It's inflammation causing your Frozen Shoulder so time, lots of rest and anti-inflammatories are what you need.
- Your foot hurts because your feet are not supported, so fork out for custom insoles and here's the number of a great podologist.
- You have arthritis and so here's a (very long) list of movements to avoid or be very careful doing. So there goes your morning run and your only real you time in your day!
- You're stressed, you're old, you're lazy, you're too fat, you're too thin, your eyes are orange and your tongue is black, and you have purple prickles all over your back?!
And I'm here to say, Yo! Humpty Dumpty, it's time to get up off the floor! You've had a fall, you're all shook up, but there's hope and you are fixable, because I can do what All The King's Horses, and All The King's Men couldn't!!
I'VE HELPED HUNDREDS OF WOMEN SO FAR AND HERE'S WHAT I'VE DISCOVERED
Physio Therapy will only get you so far because it treats the symptoms in a specific area, rather than actually treating the cause wherever that me be = you are stuck in a cycle of endless physio sessions for your right knee and little long-lasting relief!Â
Stretching in Yoga, for example, or simply as a stand alone won't make you any more flexible because your body isn't stable or functional enough for it to feel safe enough to withstand the ranges of movement you're asking it to perform = no increase in flexibility, despite your best efforts!
Massage, whether it's deep tissue, myofascial etc, etc, whilst it you may feel great intially, isn't helping you to reduce your pain in the long term. This is because, more often that not, it pushes out the knots and tightness and you think yum, but those knots and tightness are often found in muscles that are already weak and under working and massaging them weaken them even further, = a fleeting episode of relief that comes before an increase in compensation, and often an increase in your pain symptoms, and you're back to feeling tired and old!
A single method won't capture all of the dysfunctions that have led to you feeling like you do. You have to take a multi-faceted approach, looking at you from head to toe, and from inside and out = you're left with an ineffective one-dimensional treatment plan that doesn't stick.
Among loads of other things that fly in the face of what you've been led to believe, and I want to teach you what the latest science says, and change what you think you know.
Let me introduce you to the revolutionary process that will rewire your movement patterns from where they originate in your brain so that you can finally say a big fat fuck off (or bid a fond farewell if you prefer?) to your neck, back, shoulder, hip, knee and foot pain!
The N.A.I.R Framework is at the heart of my success. It consists of a range of modalities that I have travelled the world to learn about and that I blend together to bring you the biggest, most long-lasting shifts in the shortest space of time.Â
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GET INSTANT ACCESS!
This is perfect for anyone who's busy or prefers a self-taught environment. Here's what you get when you sign up for my 5 Step System that is The Ultimate Full Body Tune Up for Total Va Va Voom!
- 12 comprehensive video lessons of up to 30 minutes that lay out the how, the what and the why behind the movements.
- Simple, effective exercises built around the things you're doing every day all day and that you can do from the comfort of your home.
- Access the course anytime, anywhere, from your computer or your phoneÂ
- Full Year of access to the courseÂ
Here’s what you’ll learn
Step 1 - How to Stand
In a simple video lesson, I will show you how to think of alignment and not posture, so that each and every time you are standing you are doing it right, instead of doing it all wrong and unwittingly intensifying your pain.
Step 2 - How to Walk
Through a video tutorial, I'll show you exactly what your body should be doing with every step you take so that you can begin to strut like a gangster, instead of shuffle like a grandmother, and step into your own path for freedom from pain.
Steps 3 & 4 - How to Breathe & Neutralise Your Spine
You'll get to literally take a load off as, I'll show you how to remove the stresses and strains of gravity and your busy mind, so that you can allow your body to actually rest and restore itself leaving you rejuvenated and revived.
Step 5 - How to Mobilise Your Spine
Get your spine moving with this gentle sequence of safe ranges of motion so that your body begins to loosen up from your head to your toes and the pain starts to soften its vice grip on you.
BONUS: The key needle-moving movements for the days when you can't be bothered
The key is to get moving and then keep moving. But we all have those days when we would rather eat our feet than do any kind of exercise and that's where this little beaut comes in real handy! The gentle, flowing movements that you'll find in this 30 minute sequence are JUST enough to winkle out any wrinkles that may have formed in your body, so that you don't ever go backwards and stiffen up again!
Moves that you can do no matter what your fitness level and with no fancy equipment needed
This is not about fitness or exercises, this is about teaching your brain to rebuild good movement habits, so you won't break a sweat, you won't be doing millions of reps, and you will not need to carve out masses of time to get these gentle movement drills done mutiple times throughout your day.
Clarity on where you are and where you should be to eliminate your pain
I walk you through an 8 min movement quiz so that you ascertain how young or old your spine is so that you can feel exactly what moves, what doesn't. You can keep coming back to the quiz to track your progress which is highly motivating.
Safe, enjoyable and simple sequences that are as addictive as Netflix!
You'll find these videos so simple to do, you'll be watching and re-watching your tutorials any time you like and again and again. Plus, I like to keep things light, entertaining, informative and uplifting - this will not be some brainless, charmless, chore!
This system is all about replacing your current (bad, and pain-causing habits) with new ones. So sit back, trust the process and do as I say for at least 21 days and watch your body soften, loosen and come back to life!Â
GET INSTANT ACCESS FOR ONLY CHF 497
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, HERE'S WHAT MY CLIENTS HAVE TO SAY
"This is a great Go-To place either when all conventional approaches have been tried, OR when a problem first turns up, as it may well get resolved here without medical intervention. Complex issues are dealt with very professionally but in a fun, relaxed way, and on a completely personalised basis. Johdi will take endless trouble to find the right solutions for you as an individual. Don't hesitate - I'm glad I didn't!"
Jackie
"I came to Johdi to help me with my stiff back and shoulder, and to regain some flexibility that I’d lost in my pelvis. But, Johdi’s ability to create trust without any effort and her straight forward attitude means that she’s also been able to help me with other areas of my life that I’ve been struggling with. She's great, full of positive attitude, and she gets right into the pain points - both mentally and physically! You feel confident that she'll help you find a path through whatever it is with a myriad of tools to fall back on. There's also no obvious comparison to anyone else as her attention is all on you and getting you set up for life with a tailor-made toolkit for your unique circumstances!"
Jess
"If you're ready to experience a serious body and mind revamp, Johdi is your woman! After getting seriously frustrated with a pain in my leg that noone seemed to know how to help me with, Johdi and her toolbox full of tricks & suggestions, helped me to finally feel that I was in the right place! Now, I'm able to build on my gains and I'm continuing to work with Johdi in realigning my body to get to a place where I feel strong and mobile. So if you too are ready to experience the relief of knowing that you'll never EVER again have to live with mysterious pain, and all that emotional upheaval that comes with that, don't think twice, hire Johdi, she's flexible, knowledgeable, understanding and fun. You won't regret it! "
Helen
"I have had issues with my back, shoulder and posture for years, without anyone really getting to the root of the problems - until I met Johdi! Johdi has sorted out these issues and she has set me up with a set of tailored exercise/movement programs and tools so I know what issues and areas to continue working on moving forward. She is very passionate, positive, energetic, engaged, motivating and overall fun to work with and she works wonders! "
Debbie
"Johdi takes the time to listen to your problems and she looks at you as a whole not just where the pain is. She takes her time to work through it all with you. For the first time in 6 years I am having a lot of positive changes and I am sure that it will go on like this until everything has been resolved. She is a ball of energy with a positive outlook on life in general."
Linda
"I found myself in a very difficult situation at the end of last year here in London. I was anxious, burnout, and exhausted from the constant pressure at work. My body decided enough was enough. I could no longer move my left arm, not even to wave to the friendly neighbour and my hip had a constant niggling pain. This all had a knock-on effect on my sleep, weight, energy, and just not feeling my happy-go-lucky self anymore. I was kind of like a lost walking zombie. I contacted Johdi, and she listened to my worries and swiftly put together an easily achievable movement and eating plan to get this rickety body back on track. Not only that, Johdi provided me with an abundance of tools and resources that eased my anxiety and gave me hope. Thank you Johdi for being such a wonderful friend who has supported me, really listens to me, challenged me when I needed it, coached me out of this situation and always been there every step of the way."
Storm
" I became more aware of my body and what I needed to do in my everyday life. I’m now aware of my unique problem areas so I know what to work on – and I’m definitely feeling the benefits. Johdi is certainly passionate about keeping herself in the best shape possible through movement and diet as well as keeping mentally positive, and is passionate for others to do the same. And she makes it fun – unheard of!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alison
"I remember thinking finally I met someone that's knows what they're talking about! I would say if you want results, Johdi's the person."
Angela
"Johdi has an excellent knowledge of the workings of the human being and a most intuitive sense of what may or may not be quite right. She appreciates that not all bodies adhere to the Master Plan and has a remarkable ability to adapt a textbook treatment to the individual. Not everyone can manage such tailor-made care"
Laura
"Before working with Johdi, I was frustrated and felt like there was no solution to my problem. Now, I trust myself, I know I can't push through the pain and fatigue. I see how everything works together."
Elissa
"Johdi made me feel at ease from the start. She took the time to understand the causes of my pain and mobility issues and gave me tailored movements. I have really seen a difference, with a huge decrease in back pain and a massive increase in mobility."
Helen
"Johdi understands each problem and takes time to find out where it is stemming from so that you can manage and/or correct wrong postures and habits. She is very professional and approachable, and her sparkling personality makes it easy for anyone to work with her"
Rina
Renata was able to discover the root cause of her pain
after years of desk work left her in a vicious cycle of pain and poor movement..
This will sound like an unreasonable request because you've been in pain for a while most likely, and have probably tried loads of things up to now, but ask yourself, how would it feel to know that you are:
- Becoming an active partner in your own healing, as you finally understand how all the pieces of YOUR body are connected and working?
- Learning exactly what your unique body needs to feel healthy, supple and strong
- Losing your fear, guilt, shame and irritability as you begin to walk your very own path back to strength and suppleness
- Embracing the latest science and research to serve your healing and strengthening
- Shifting your thinking from fragmented parts to a saner and simpler idea of whole-body - connectedness?
- Getting out of survival mode, as you learn to identify your energy-depleting behaviours, and fun-sapping tendencies?
- Learning to be someone you like, rather than being bound by the patterns of your past where shame, and scorn were the order of the day
